A Closed Mouth Gathers No Foot

That was the message on a church sign Emily and I drove past in southern Missouri, making our way across the country several years ago. We still laugh about it. Good church signs, whether intentionally funny or not, are some of the brightest gems of the road. Via SLOG, there's a website that has started to collect them in one place, under the headline Church Signs That Won't Make You Go To Church.

Click here for many more.